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Chapter 6 satirically

They began trying to find a ground of accusation against Judge Neely in regard to government affairs; but they could find no ground of accusation or evidence of corruption, inasmuch as she was faithful, and no negligence or corruption was to be found in her. Then these reporters said, “We will not find any ground of accusation against this Neely unless we find it against her with regard to the law of her God.”

All the commissioners of the kingdom, the feminists and the atheists, the college presidents and the leftists consulted together that they should establish a statute and enforce an injunction that anyone who denies same sex marriage shall be cast into the media den. The injunction was signed so that it may not be changed, according to the law of the Social Justice Warriors which may not be revoked.

Now when Judge Neely knew that the document was signed, she continued judging and praying and giving thanks before her God, as she had been doing previously. Then these reporters came by agreement and found Neely marrying only heterosexual couples as she had done before. Then the reporters approached and spoke to the rulers about the injunction, “Did we not sign an injunction that anyone who denies same sex marriage is to be cast into the media den?” The rulers replied, “The statement is true, according to the law of the SJWs, which may not be revoked.”

The reporters answered and spoke again before the rulers, “Neely, who is one of those Christians, pays no attention to you, or to the injunction which we signed, but keeps marrying only one male and one female. Recognize, O rulers, that it is a law of the SJWs that no injunction or statute which we establish may be changed.” Then the rulers gave orders, and Neely was brought in and cast into the media’s den. At the breaking of the news they went in haste to the media den where they found Judge Neely with no injury whatever for she trusted in her God.

Rev. Jared Korb

St. Luke’s Lutheran Church, Worland

 

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